Tarrigbell is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, caring hippopotamus.

Tarrigbell created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarrigbell, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tarrigbell, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Tarrigbell's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tarrigbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Never curse while facing north.

3. Always wash your hands before prayer.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never laugh in the presence of elders.