Yatjamgat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, witty dolphin.

Yatjamgat created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatjamgat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yatjamgat, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yatjamgat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Yatjamgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always obey Yatjamgat's priests.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Yatjamgat on top of all buildings.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.