Rowhongon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent narwhal.

Rowhongon created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowhongon, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rowhongon, she will try to impress you with trees.

Rowhongon's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Rowhongon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

2. Never wear green hats on sacred days.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

5. Never eat tomatoes.