Dadtonbudjigsommot Fidfarnfid is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, prudent eagle.

Dadtonbudjigsommot Fidfarnfid created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Dadtonbudjigsommot Fidfarnfid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dadtonbudjigsommot Fidfarnfid, she will turn you into a rock.

Dadtonbudjigsommot Fidfarnfid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dadtonbudjigsommot Fidfarnfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Never sit in the presence of porpoises.

3. Never eat corn on days of mourning.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dadtonbudjigsommot Fidfarnfid.