Larnstercad Febbonklin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate bee.

Larnstercad Febbonklin created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Larnstercad Febbonklin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Larnstercad Febbonklin, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Larnstercad Febbonklin's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Larnstercad Febbonklin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to badgers while wearing hats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about special relativity near squirrels while wearing black ear rings and balancing five tin spheres on your legs.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.