Habzig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane squirrel.

Habzig created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Habzig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Habzig, he will turn you into a hamster.

Habzig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Habzig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never hop in the presence of badgers.