Somdogdut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident gnu.

Somdogdut created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Somdogdut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Somdogdut, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Somdogdut's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Somdogdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about special relativity.