Kanranged is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring wren.

Kanranged created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kanranged, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kanranged, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kanranged's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Kanranged's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.