Himgofkad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, confident dryad.

Himgofkad created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himgofkad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Himgofkad, she will turn you into a plant.

Himgofkad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Himgofkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

2. Run away from gray seals, for they are unholy.

3. Always store rice above ground.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Do not travel during autumn.