Fabflapfen is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fabflapfen created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabflapfen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fabflapfen, he will come to you in dreams.

Fabflapfen's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fabflapfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Retreat if eight sharks approach from the east.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Never feed lentils to geese while wearing indigo skirts.