Arncapvad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, deceitful wyvern.

Arncapvad created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arncapvad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Arncapvad, it will turn you into a puffin.

Arncapvad's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Arncapvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Arncapvad.