Fothivzed is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous walrus.

Fothivzed created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Fothivzed, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fothivzed, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fothivzed's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fothivzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Fothivzed in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never hurt seals.

5. Do not hurt mites.