Tonkadmil is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring chicken.

Tonkadmil created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkadmil, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tonkadmil, it will send you a sign.

Tonkadmil's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tonkadmil's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not take Tonkadmil's name in vain.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Always stare at clouds.