Rawgampang is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional salamander.

Rawgampang created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawgampang, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rawgampang, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rawgampang's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Rawgampang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rawgampang's name in vain.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Hide if seven swans approach from the east.

4. Do not keep nine nematodes in a large pit.

5. Always pray immersed in water.