Narxucklakstip is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless rat.

Narxucklakstip created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narxucklakstip, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Narxucklakstip, he will turn you into a puffin.

Narxucklakstip's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Narxucklakstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Always cleanse oil with water.

5. Never handle zinc while unclean.