Bidsabjamxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, moody warg.

Bidsabjamxuc created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidsabjamxuc, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bidsabjamxuc, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bidsabjamxuc's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bidsabjamxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bidsabjamxuc.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.