Mabcimmeg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic bee.

Mabcimmeg created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Mabcimmeg, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mabcimmeg, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mabcimmeg's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Mabcimmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help sick turtles.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Never gather three goats in one place.

5. Never gather nine eagles near bridges.