Pindangof is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, temperamental fly.

Pindangof created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pindangof, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pindangof, she will turn you into a mouse.

Pindangof's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Pindangof's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Never travel toward the east during summer.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

4. Never wear violet shirts on sacred days.

5. Pindangof loves geese, so they must be respected.