Bagkonsand is a god.

He takes the form of a large, emotional donkey.

Bagkonsand created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagkonsand, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bagkonsand, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bagkonsand's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bagkonsand's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Bagkonsand in the centre of the settlement.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect nine lead sculptures of Bagkonsand on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Run away if four snakes approach from the north.