Gadgatsit is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty centipede.

Gadgatsit created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadgatsit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gadgatsit, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Gadgatsit's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gadgatsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange coats.

2. Always treat rats with great respect.

3. Never feed lots of bananas to tapirs while wearing turquoise ear rings.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.