Rigruttdib is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous wombat.

Rigruttdib created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigruttdib, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rigruttdib, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rigruttdib's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rigruttdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

2. Never feed lots of apples to geese while wearing blue trousers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Put Rigruttdib first in all things.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.