Sissigsaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing fly.

Sissigsaf created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sissigsaf, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sissigsaf, it will strike you with lightening.

Sissigsaf's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Sissigsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your head before prayer.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never adorn your face with orange markings.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.