Kanpagkarbinhudbass is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating skunk.

Kanpagkarbinhudbass created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanpagkarbinhudbass, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kanpagkarbinhudbass, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kanpagkarbinhudbass' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Kanpagkarbinhudbass' Holy Commandments

1. Kanpagkarbinhudbass must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Kanpagkarbinhudbass on top of all buildings.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never mention gulls.

5. Do not stand on grass.