Wipnelbonkrig is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, duplicitous
donkey.
Wipnelbonkrig created oxygen six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wipnelbonkrig, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Wipnelbonkrig, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Wipnelbonkrig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Wipnelbonkrig's Holy Commandments1. Never feed cucumbers to ducks while wearing violet shoes.
2. Do not eat gooseberries.
3. You must love Wipnelbonkrig.
4. Never look at galaxies.
5. Learn five new languages a year.