Cubtadhan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic wyrm.

Cubtadhan created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubtadhan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cubtadhan, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cubtadhan's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cubtadhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Always help dogs.

3. Always count to seven before sleeping.

4. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

5. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.