Dadwigsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unjust hamster.

Dadwigsaw created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadwigsaw, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dadwigsaw, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Dadwigsaw's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Dadwigsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.