Migbelltail is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, smart wyrm.

Migbelltail created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Migbelltail, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Migbelltail, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Migbelltail's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Migbelltail's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Migbelltail in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always pray immersed in water.