Febfudpon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive cow.

Febfudpon created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febfudpon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Febfudpon, she will refuse to believe in you.

Febfudpon's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Febfudpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.