Feblarnxem is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, humorless zebra.

Feblarnxem created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Feblarnxem, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Feblarnxem, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Feblarnxem's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Feblarnxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Never hurt shrews.

3. Feblarnxem loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.