Sigfaggof is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, generous porpoise.

Sigfaggof created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sigfaggof, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sigfaggof, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sigfaggof's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sigfaggof's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never play with disobedient children.