Futgofyar is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, calm bat.

Futgofyar created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Futgofyar, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Futgofyar, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Futgofyar's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Futgofyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to three before sleeping.

2. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Never handle carbon while unclean.