Yamminlam is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, wise dove.

Yamminlam created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamminlam, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yamminlam, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yamminlam's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Yamminlam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Yamminlam on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about hamsters.

3. Always look after injured mice.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about planets.