Nandonxen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying clam.

Nandonxen created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nandonxen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nandonxen, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Nandonxen's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nandonxen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Remain standing during prayer.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

5. Never eat green fruit.