Renmonbog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid mouse.

Renmonbog created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renmonbog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Renmonbog, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Renmonbog's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Renmonbog's Holy Commandments

1. Renmonbog loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Always act with purity.

3. Never feed lots of wheat to snails while wearing fawn shoes.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near porpoises while wearing purple stockings and balancing nine iron spheres on your arms.

5. Always look after injured ducks.