Timrillmidnigjonbogsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, flying parrot.

Timrillmidnigjonbogsaf created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Timrillmidnigjonbogsaf, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Timrillmidnigjonbogsaf, it will turn you into a sheep.

Timrillmidnigjonbogsaf's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Timrillmidnigjonbogsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Never feed tomatoes to snails while wearing brown shoes.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Timrillmidnigjonbogsaf in the centre of the settlement.