Dinnadrul is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, annoying skunk.

Dinnadrul created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinnadrul, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dinnadrul, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Dinnadrul's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dinnadrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick doves.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never feed pineapples to otters while wearing shoes.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. Never feed lots of rice to gulls while wearing cyan ear rings.