Bapsabzodtonkgudnurtgeping is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, emotional human.

Bapsabzodtonkgudnurtgeping created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapsabzodtonkgudnurtgeping, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bapsabzodtonkgudnurtgeping, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bapsabzodtonkgudnurtgeping's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bapsabzodtonkgudnurtgeping's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never wear pink corsets.