Dunbifhog is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, emotional crab.

Dunbifhog created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunbifhog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dunbifhog, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dunbifhog's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Dunbifhog's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Dunbifhog loves eagles, so they must be respected.

4. Dunbifhog loves swans, so they must be honoured.

5. Put Dunbifhog first in all things.