Godfetgat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring lion.

Godfetgat created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Godfetgat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Godfetgat, she will torture you forever.

Godfetgat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Godfetgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Retreat if four mice approach from the north.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near swans while wearing orange jumpers.

5. Worship no other gods but Godfetgat.