Jenfobvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous dove.

Jenfobvonk created life two years ago.

If you believe in Jenfobvonk, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jenfobvonk, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Jenfobvonk's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Jenfobvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume parsnips at dawn.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never pray while filled with joy.

5. Always obey Jenfobvonk's priests.