Dottadbidmadnibzigmon is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, witless octopus.

Dottadbidmadnibzigmon created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Dottadbidmadnibzigmon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dottadbidmadnibzigmon, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dottadbidmadnibzigmon's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dottadbidmadnibzigmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Run away from mauve porpoises, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.