Arfgebgof is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, grumpy centaur.

Arfgebgof created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfgebgof, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Arfgebgof, it will not invite you to parties.

Arfgebgof's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Arfgebgof's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Arfgebgof on top of all buildings.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about geese.

5. Shun those given to greed.