Hubtettibun Zimnurlrull is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, witless rhinoceros.

Hubtettibun Zimnurlrull created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubtettibun Zimnurlrull, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hubtettibun Zimnurlrull, he will not care.

Hubtettibun Zimnurlrull's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Hubtettibun Zimnurlrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Run away if six gulls approach from the west.

5. You must love Hubtettibun Zimnurlrull.