Gamcisszag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive fish.

Gamcisszag created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamcisszag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gamcisszag, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gamcisszag's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Gamcisszag's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove hats before touching gold.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.