Cussnadcad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, clever spider.

Cussnadcad created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussnadcad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cussnadcad, he will destroy your home planet.

Cussnadcad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cussnadcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your hands toward the north during prayer.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. Always look after injured otters.

4. Never hop in the presence of elders.

5. Learn five new languages a year.