Ruttsighim is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, egotistical wombat.

Ruttsighim created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttsighim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ruttsighim, he will not invite you to parties.

Ruttsighim's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Ruttsighim's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ruttsighim.

2. Never sing near voles.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.