Futlistdob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered pig.

Futlistdob created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Futlistdob, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Futlistdob, she will turn you into a puffin.

Futlistdob's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Futlistdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Never travel toward the north during spring.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never adorn your neck with white markings.