Doss is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish hippopotamus.

Doss created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Doss, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Doss, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Doss' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Doss' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Never feed grapes to voles while wearing purple trousers.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.