Fasnurlfeb Sisbestgun Gemgettarp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent zebra.

Fasnurlfeb Sisbestgun Gemgettarp created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Fasnurlfeb Sisbestgun Gemgettarp, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fasnurlfeb Sisbestgun Gemgettarp, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fasnurlfeb Sisbestgun Gemgettarp's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fasnurlfeb Sisbestgun Gemgettarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fasnurlfeb Sisbestgun Gemgettarp.

5. Do not speak about apples.