Gubtikdotbetbegtun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring human.

Gubtikdotbetbegtun created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubtikdotbetbegtun, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gubtikdotbetbegtun, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gubtikdotbetbegtun's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gubtikdotbetbegtun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine geese approach from the west.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Never paint your face white.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.