Fenzimdap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, emotional walrus.

Fenzimdap created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fenzimdap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fenzimdap, she will send you a sign.

Fenzimdap's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fenzimdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. You must love Fenzimdap.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.