Koptippak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent mink.

Koptippak created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Koptippak, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Koptippak, she will remove you from existence.

Koptippak's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Koptippak's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Do not prepare beans while wearing coats.