Biffardamhas is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy dove.

Biffardamhas created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biffardamhas, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Biffardamhas, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Biffardamhas' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Biffardamhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to capybaras while wearing dresses.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always wear green.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. Do not listen to music.