Stighudbad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, selfish tapir.

Stighudbad created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stighudbad, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stighudbad, he will not care.

Stighudbad's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Stighudbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help sick seals.