Bidhigmumstan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful dog.

Bidhigmumstan created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bidhigmumstan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bidhigmumstan, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bidhigmumstan's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bidhigmumstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never feed peas to aardvarks while wearing tights.

5. Never write about moons.