Ortbigkim is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, caring chicken.

Ortbigkim created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortbigkim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ortbigkim, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ortbigkim's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Ortbigkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ortbigkim.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never wear fawn coats on sacred days.