Cephabsas is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud deer.

Cephabsas created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Cephabsas, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cephabsas, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cephabsas' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cephabsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick gulls.

2. Never feed apples to ducks while wearing hats.

3. Never look at stars.

4. You must pray to Cephabsas eight times a day.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Cephabsas in the centre of the settlement.