Vondaggil is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, confident owl.

Vondaggil created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vondaggil, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vondaggil, it will turn you into a rock.

Vondaggil's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Vondaggil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice on holy days.

2. Never sing in the presence of pigs.

3. Do not place turnips upon stone.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.