Dadcabdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, temperamental spider.

Dadcabdiss created life two years ago.

If you believe in Dadcabdiss, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dadcabdiss, it will not care at all.

Dadcabdiss' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dadcabdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Always treat shrews with great respect.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. You must love Dadcabdiss.