Sterdognut is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, strong dingo.

Sterdognut created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Sterdognut, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sterdognut, it will not care.

Sterdognut's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sterdognut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Sterdognut in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Never mention ants.

5. Never go into black rooms.