Sawtomjen is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane beaver.

Sawtomjen created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawtomjen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawtomjen, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sawtomjen's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Sawtomjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place lentils upon stone.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

3. Always wash your chest before prayer.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed lots of onions to moths while wearing black boots.