Hatfebbog is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, fast jellyfish.

Hatfebbog created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatfebbog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hatfebbog, she will send minions to preach to you.

Hatfebbog's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Hatfebbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never laugh in holy places.