Zedbodgon is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, passionate ant.

Zedbodgon created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zedbodgon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zedbodgon, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zedbodgon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Zedbodgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist order.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not place lemons upon stone.

5. Never skip near bats.