Kabmigvab is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic
wyvern.
Kabmigvab created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kabmigvab, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Kabmigvab, he will boil you in a big pot.
Kabmigvab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Kabmigvab's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Kabmigvab in the centre of the settlement.
2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.
3. Never talk about planets.
4. Do not take Kabmigvab's name in vain.
5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.