Cambigbod is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful parrot.

Cambigbod created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cambigbod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cambigbod, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Cambigbod's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cambigbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not speak sacred words in winter.