Tighudxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, proud hummingbird.

Tighudxuck created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tighudxuck, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tighudxuck, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Tighudxuck's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tighudxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Tighudxuck on top of all buildings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about fire.