Dudlegspag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring clam.

Dudlegspag created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudlegspag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dudlegspag, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dudlegspag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dudlegspag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Never wear blue hats.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.