Omindudpogdad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful goblin.

Omindudpogdad created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omindudpogdad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Omindudpogdad, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Omindudpogdad's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Omindudpogdad's Holy Commandments

1. Omindudpogdad loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Always help voles in need.

4. Do not prepare corn while wearing corsets.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.