Bonvigdum Pidcimpop is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, omniscient weasel.

Bonvigdum Pidcimpop created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonvigdum Pidcimpop, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonvigdum Pidcimpop, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bonvigdum Pidcimpop's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bonvigdum Pidcimpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bonvigdum Pidcimpop.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.