Yokbidarf is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, self-confident otter.

Yokbidarf created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokbidarf, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yokbidarf, he will turn you into a mouse.

Yokbidarf's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Yokbidarf's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yokbidarf.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Yokbidarf must be the most important thing in your life.