Gabweejap is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, omniscient raven.

Gabweejap created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabweejap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gabweejap, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gabweejap's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gabweejap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.