Gubgepdap is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, sapient deer.

Gubgepdap created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubgepdap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gubgepdap, it will not care at all.

Gubgepdap's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gubgepdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.