Jamcubmig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, clever mink.

Jamcubmig created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamcubmig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jamcubmig, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jamcubmig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jamcubmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Feed all hungry dolphins.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Always stare at clouds.